Our Teabag state legislature responded quickly: by introducing 17 bills to restrict abortion, by making the largest cuts in education and health care in state history, and by making voter registration nearly impossible.
Naturally, Floridians were outraged. But don't worry, it took them awhile but they have a jobless plan:
Jobless dwarfs should have the option of being flung around a barroom for cash rather than standing in the unemployment line, according to one Florida state lawmaker.
Representative Ritch Workman, a Melbourne Republican, has introduced a bill to undo a ban on “dwarf-tossing”... he said it may put a few people to work in a state where unemployment is 1.6 percentage points above the national average.
Dear Lord I hate these people.
Our criminal governor was outraged... just kidding. His spokesman said he needed to "review the legislation" and therfore claimed it "wouldn’t be appropriate for us to comment.”
It was banned decades ago for obvious reasons:
It is dangerous.
It is dehumanizing.
What the hell do you have to "review" governor?
Well, I have a few things to "review":
- Rick Scott killed, his first month in office, a fully-funded high-speed rail project that would have generated more than 71,000 jobs! (but wants to spend 77 million of state money to dredge the wrong port.
- He then bragged about laying off 15,000 government workers.
- And now says he’ll reject (along with state house leaders "Hair"adopolis and Cannon) $7.5 billion in grants from President Obama’s new jobs plan, which would create more than 60,000 jobs and give despereatly neeeded funds for schools, public works and foreclosure relief... even though this would be offset by spending cuts and we would just be getting our money back that was sent to DC.
Rick Scott made news this week for lying about his pledge to produce 700,000 jobs. (See the video below, he openly contradicts himself).
But unless 700,000 little people come to this state willing to degrade themselves... our teabag overlords are out of ideas.