Sunday, October 09, 2011

Florida GOP Jobs Bill: Legalize Dwarf-Tossing! (not kidding)

Our unemployment rate is sky high at 10.7%, with some industries like construction nearly double that. We also have the highest foreclosure rate and critical infrastructure needs.

Our Teabag state legislature responded quickly: by introducing 17 bills to restrict abortion, by making the largest cuts in education and health care in state history, and by making voter registration nearly impossible.

Naturally, Floridians were outraged. But don't worry, it took them awhile but they have a jobless plan:

Jobless dwarfs should have the option of being flung around a barroom for cash rather than standing in the unemployment line, according to one Florida state lawmaker.

Representative Ritch Workman, a Melbourne Republican, has introduced a bill to undo a ban on “dwarf-tossing”... he said it may put a few people to work in a state where unemployment is 1.6 percentage points above the national average.

Dear Lord I hate these people.

Our criminal governor was outraged... just kidding. His spokesman said he needed to "review the legislation" and therfore claimed it "wouldn’t be appropriate for us to comment.”


It was banned decades ago for obvious reasons:

It is dangerous.

It is dehumanizing.

What the hell do you have to "review" governor?

Well, I have a few things to "review":

Rick Scott made news this week for lying about his pledge to produce 700,000 jobs. (See the video below, he openly contradicts himself).

But unless 700,000 little people come to this state willing to degrade themselves... our teabag overlords are out of ideas.


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